The news is usually all doom and gloom, crooked politicians, terrorists and weirdly attractive anchorwomen.
But finally, a story that inspired me, young Yang Guang trying to get his freak on with the mysterious Tian Tian.
The two day “open” period has now ended and our boy Yang couldn’t romance or ravish the unobtainable sex symbol.
Looks like the only way now is IVF. Keep your head up Yang and check out a panda who will always love you; DJEmotion.
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I’ve gotta (bamboo)shoot
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